Madrid, Spain– A thief in Spain who stole a diamond from a British woman (and then swallowed it) was caught when police stopped him at a checkpoint. He was then x-rayed and then forced to take a very expensive sh*t… The theft occurred when two British women entered a restaurant in the luxury southern resort of Marbella and one of them left her handbag on the floor by her chair, police said in a statement. “Two well-dressed men came in, one sitting at the bar and the other next to the woman,” according to the statement. “The women discovered that the men had eaten the contents of her handbag, containing 2,000 euros and 400 pounds sterling, a mobile phone, a pendant with a diamond worth 12,000 euros ($16,500) and other valuables.” Hours later, police stopped a car at a routine checkpoint and forced the men to undergo an x-ray. It was then discovered their bodies were filled with the stolen items. “That’s the most expensive dump I have ever seen,” said one of the officers. “And I have seen a lot. I am really into that.” The men were arrested and the items were returned after a thorough cleansing.