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The Audi Axiom Concept.


Fabulous design comes to my internet doorstep everyday, Amar Vaya, a designer who takes extra philosophical time in designing a car, one called Axiom in this case. Branded with the Audi name, the Axiom is an exercise in emphasizing the idea of “beauty” within the tradition of Audi’s idiom. What’s that mean? It means it’s gotta look like an Audi. People HAVE to know that it’s an Audi when they first peek at it.

Has Amar Vaya done it? Let’s take a look here. Vaya notes that success and progress through technology are tenants of the Audi brand, indeed that is one of the main driving forces behind them. Through this, Vaya promotes the Axiom as hope through progress, a freedom or refuge from an uncertain world as you sit inside a shell of futurism.

The second area where Vaya explores beauty through Audi is time. Through what Vaya describes as the “history, wisdom, knowledge, and legacy” of Audi especially through their design and technological advances, the Axiom describes all of this aesthetically.  Power, agility, beauty, Audi. Hotness, Vaya.

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The World’s Strongest Beers.


I’m not really a beer person, but after doing a bit of research, I just may become one after finding out about some of these ridiculously intense beers.

Sam Adams Utopias

Brewery: Sam Adams
Location: USA
ABV: 27%
Price: $150/Bottle

Many aficionados may debate whether many of the other beers on this list are in fact “beers” since they gain their insane alcohol levels through freeze distillation (a process where the liquid is frozen and then ice crystals are removed), well for the sticklers Sam Adams offers Utopias. Like the name suggests, this beer will leave you in paradise (if paradise is in bed with a throbbing headache). It’s much easier to over do it with the surprisingly drinkable Utopias. After aging in casks for almost a decade the taste is both sweet and oaky and, unlike a lot of the 40%+ options, not thick like old engine oil.

 

Sink The Bismarck

Brewery: BrewDog
Location: Scotland
ABV: 41%
Price: $100/Bottle

This quadruple IPA resembles some kind of sweet soup and was crafted as part of another brewski battle BrewDog got into. The name of the beer, an obvious reference to the sinking of the German battleship, was chosen because at the time it was produced it knocked off a German beer as the world’s strongest. A Berlin lab claims the brew only clocks in at 29% alcohol by volume however, using our basic knowledge of remedial geography, we take these reports with a grain of salt since Berlin is in fact in Germany.

 

Schorschbock

Brewery: Schorschbrau
Location: Germany
ABV: 43%
Price: $155/Bottle

The second Schorschbock created in the battle with BrewDog (the first being the 40% version that Sink The Bismarck, well, sank), this Eisbock boasts intense fruit notes and enough alcohol to knock Shaquille O’Neal on his ass.

End of History

Brewery: BrewDog
Location: Scotland
ABV: 55%
Price: $760/Bottle

Sure, you could start describing BrewDog’s End of History by mentioning its strong whiskey taste and subtle hints of juniper berry but that would be like starting your description of Denise Milani with her beautiful smile.  The first thing you’d notice about End of History is that it’s served in a bottle tucked inside a dead animal.  Yup, a roadkill koozie.  Named after the work of philosopher Francis Fukuyama, End of History held the title of world’s strongest beer for one week.

Start the Future

Brewery: ‘t Koelschip
Location: Holland
ABV: 60%
Price: $45/Bottle

Currently the world’s strongest beer after taking the title from the aforementioned End of History, Start the Future not surprisingly has to be sipped cautiously – at 120 proof it may burn off your larynx.  You’re talking absinthe levels here.  While never confirmed, rumors have swirled that ‘t Koelschip added whiskey to this jet engine fuel to take the title away from BrewDog.

The ”WineRack”.


Turn an A cup in to double Ds AND have your girl sport your favorite beverage for yourself and your friends.  Better than a boob job and cheaper too.  It holds 64 shots, 6.8 beers, and 3.2 bottles of wine.  And as a bonus, with a simple blow into the tube it’s easy to keep that full look even as you drink from your secret stash.  Sporting the WineRack will even give Pamela Anderson a run for her money while keeping the drinks on hand. The WineRack has been featured in PlayBoy (which means it must be good) and has been spotted on TV and in the news.  Take a bottle of wine, a mixed drink, or even a fifth of your favorite hard stuff to the movies, concerts, ball games, even PTA meetings.  Sporting a rack that will turn heads and serving a beverage that will have guys standing in line for a sip of your secret stash.  If you really wanna buy one, just click here.

Travis Porter ft. Gucci Mane & Yo Gotti – Make It Rain (Remix)


Travis Porter

What I consider ignorant music, aside from Soulja Boy, and Lil B, the group Travis Porter is on the top of the list.  Although two of Travis Porter’s singles are dominating the radio and the clubs right now, no self respecting musical connoisseur can say that the type of music said artists have put out are lyrically mind blowing.  That’s the end of that.  But that being said, ‘Make It Rain’ from Travis Porter is a catchy track that always gets people going in the club, so when the remix surfaced with Gucci Mane and Yo Gotti, I knew fans would be looking for me to post it up.  So here it is.  Click the pic to take a listen.

BMW 6 Series Coupe.


BMW has unveiled the production version of the 6 Series coupe ahead of the car’s debut at Auto Shanghai 2011.  To be released in 2012, this car has a 4.4 litre, twin turbocharged V8 engine. It goes from 0-60 mph in 4.8 seconds.  Designed to be the ultimate “dream car,” the coupe features a “shark nose” front-end with bi-xenon headlights and a forward-slanting grille.  Pricing information hasn’t been released, but the redesigned model will go on sale in the United States this fall.

Behind The Scenes: Big Sean And Chris Brown.


Check a behind the scenes look at the Big Sean’s video for his first ablum single “My Last” featuring Chris Brown with blond hair, (I’m sorry, I still think he looks like Amber Rose with the hair, but to each-is-own)  Check the method below.

Karl Lagerfeld’s Pop Up Store.



Karl Lagerfeld has designed a pop-up hair salon and concept store for Schwarzkopf in his home town of Düsseldorf, reports WWD today.  The German city – also home of the Schwarzkopf hair care brand – will play host to this year’s Eurovision Song Contest in April.  The Lagerfeld’s Schwarzkopf Lightbox by Karl Lagerfeld, which will stay open for four weeks from April 16 before moving on to Milan and Paris.  The 3-storey Lightbox salon, café and shop will offer hair care and colour workshops from Schwarzkopf, as well as events with musicians and well-known stylists.  The outer walls of the store will be decorated with silhouettes of models such as Coco Rocha and Lagerfeld muse Baptiste Giabiaconi, as well as an image of the designer himself.  Intrigued? Appointments can be made immediately at schwarzkopf.de or directly in the salon! Every visitor who spends at least 15 Euro will receive a shopping bag designed exclusively by Lagerfeld.

E40 – My Money Straight.


E40 has got his money straight with his new single, and new video.  The song features Black C, Guce, and Yung Jun, and is a single off his double album release, Revenue Retrievin’ Graveyard Shift and Overtime Shift that come out March 29th.  The behind the scenes footage of E-40′s “My Money Straight” is above, filmed and edited by Mark “Malek” Adam, and the actual video is below.  Check the method.

Mugler Mens Fall 2011 Campaign.


Have a look below at the forthcoming MUGLER Mens Fall 2011 Image Campaign shot by Mariano Vivanco.  These are flat out some of the most creative, eye catching, and unique advertising images I’ve ever seen.  Hands down, for mens clothing this one takes the cake.  Check the method below and be blown away.

Kaaydah Marie.


This model post has a bit more gravity than most of the other models I’ve posted up in the past.  I want to address some issues with this one.  Now, friends, fans, clients and colleagues all talk to me with the impression that I’ve got an inoperable ‘jungle fever’ tumor somewhere in my brain.  I just want to make it clear that this is very untrue.  I don’t care who you are, or what your into, there’s no denying that Kaaydah Marie is 19 types of ridiculously hot.  Kaaydah grew up in Ontario Canada and is of Jamaican and English descent. She graduated from high school at the early age of 16 and proceeded to college for DePaul University on her freshman year on a full scholarship for the 100M.  Sexy, athletic and intelligent, she has graduated from IADT Downtown Chicago in Fashion Merchandising Management Major and she is starting her Pre-Med program this year. Kaaydah definitely has many goals and luckily she models on the side for fun to share her beauty with her audience.  Kaaydah has been featured in Fabolous Feat. The Dream “Throw It In A Bag”,  SHOW Magazine, Twista “Wetter”, the cover of Damn Girl Magazine, and the Fabolous Feat. Jeremiah “It’s My Time” video.  But look out for miss Kaaydah in more shoots, videos and magazines.

NLA.


So every since the turn of the new year, promoters, and DJ’s alike have been asking me where I get all my drops from.  For those of you outside the club scene, a drop is like your signature if your a DJ, they aren’t easy to make on your own, and if they don’t sound right, its hard to take someone seriously as a professional.  But luckily my boys over at Night Life Audio have been hooking it up with high quality services for respectable prices.  I’ve ordered custom drops from everything to whole mix CD’s, to one-time party ads, and everything has been better than perfect.  Super quick turnaround time, and I always have people in the clubs asking me where I got the drops.  But better than that, NLA has many more services up its sleeve, they specialize in work for Radio, Bands, Video, and all ranges of musical advertising.  Check their website here, and just remember anytime you hear a drop from me in a party, it came from NLA.

Awesome Batelco SMS Ads.


When it comes to cell phone ads, it’s always about the phone features, or how fast it is, but the series of ads from Batelco takes it in a whole different direction.  They’ve taken some very interesting illustrations that remind me of Mike Tudor’s work, to visualize the ideas behind text messages.  The designs were created by Fortune Promoseven, check the method below.

Wale – Jump (Freesytle).


Click the pic to take a listen.

Every rap artist puts out a freestyle, but most of the time the beats are new, and intended to either up awareness of the artist or prove you can do better on a track than the original artist.  Wale however has flipped the freestyle cliche by spitting a verse of the Criss Cross classic “Jump Around”.  Click the pic to take a listen, it’s quite genius.  Kudos.

Aesir Copenhagen x Yves Béhar Phone.


In collaboration with designer Yves Béhar, Copenhagen-based Aesir is releasing a headset design with both visual appeal and functional tactility.  “In an age when the industry seems to think that phones aren’t for speaking anymore, I wanted to focus on the idea of voice, clarity and simplicity.  The central tenet behind the +YvesBéhar is to literally craft the visual details, craft the functional tactility, and craft the user interface.  The +YvesBéhar champions the idea of craftsmanship in an age that’s obsessed with more and making last year’s products obsolete. Instead we propose better and long-lasting as our starting criteria.”  Two designs of the +YvesBéhar will be available: One in 18k gold (€42,000) and another in 316L stainless steel (€7,250).  Both will also feature wraparound ceramic uppers and a sapphire crystal lens. The phone will first be available in Europe this summer and the rest of the world this Fall.  Holla at me if you want one of these too Ms. Novikov.

The Student Boutique.


Like I’ve said before, anyone who knows me personally, knows I’m a sweatpants-and-’plain black T-shirt’ person all day long, so I’m trying to get more and more into fashion as time goes on.  But I haven’t been just taking notice of my own taste, becoming more acquainted with female fashion has been helping me out lately.  (And I’ve been chilling at FIDM a lot as well).  So when I came across a website named “The Student Boutique” I was quite impressed with their selection, and more importantly their prices.  (My assistant is shopping on the site as I’m writing this).  TSB was specifically designed by its creator Candice Edwards-Marchrones to be very reasonably priced with the student budget well in mind.  Being a student herself very much helped her keep the price range in mind, while still being able to provide top notch fashion choices on the site.  Student Boutique has a wide, diverse, and well compiled collection of clothes, dresses, accessories for women that are exclusive to the site, and TSB is where I’m going to get all the gear for the women in my life this Christmas.  (I’m pretty sure they’re sick of getting DJ Storm t-shirts every year.)


Fresh Fauxx.


Herman Lee, may not be a fresh face to the design game, but the graphic design in his portfolio are quite fresh.  Graphic T’s, illustrations, and all assortments of graphic/typographical hybrids sprinkle his repertoire.  Check the method below, and more work from Herman Lee can be found at FreshFauxx.

6 More Ridiculously Nice Offices.


A while back, I had posted up a listing of 5 insane offices from around the world, and I was pretty positive that list would stand the test of time.  But some way, some how, I’ve seen even more totally ridiculous offices, and I want to share these with you guys.  I don’t know where your job is, but I want a job in an office like these.

1. The Bank Of Moscow.

The interior design of Bank of Moscow’s offices in central Moscow’s Kuznetsky Most area (Kuznetsky Most street 13) retains the building’s great historical bones and matches customized adornments to them.  The office (one of the Bank’s many offices) occupies 7,000 square meters on the third floor and in the previously unused mansard (attic) space. Moscow-based designer, Alexey Kuzmin, retained by architectural office Sretenka for this assignment, used the space’s key feature, the large, hexagon-shaped central hall, as the defining point.  He placed the client services functions in this grand, open area to evoke and retain the elegant feel of the entire building.  It is windowless, so Kuzmin created a stained-glass ceiling, that echoes the forms and style of the building.

Everything in the client zone was customized, including the tall wooden doors with glass, stained-glass windows, chandeliers, oak paneling for walls and ceilings and the marble floors.  Kuzmin located the staff offices on the wings or balconies surrounding the client zone. The dividers in the office area are made of glass with wooden arches around them.  The attic had no historically significant features and it was designed as a typical, effective office. Glass dividers allow light into the space from the small narrow roof-top windows. The ceiling is made of fire resistant panels, covered with birch veneer. The white office furniture is by Vitra.

2. The Gentleman’s Club Office.

Pool tables, free beer and “casual everyday” dress code may have become the desired and appropriate work environment in many companies, but for some, a gentlemen’s club atmosphere works better.  London-based architecture and design firm SHH created this elegant office in London for an international investment company. The offices are located in a five-story Georgian townhouse connected to a two-story mews by a partially covered walkway. Several marble-inlaid fireplaces, marble mosaic floor tiles and beautiful ceiling cornices were kept from the previous occupants but the rest underwent a thorough modernization.  The resulting milieu is imposing and somewhat intimidating. Its dark, black-and-white photography vibe harkens back to some secret storied past, yet the contemporary treatments, especially the dramatic lighting pieces return the thoughts back to today.  Some of the light fixtures are by Modular and Foscarini and the statement chandeliers were custom-designed by Michael Anastassiades.

Custom-work, limited-edition pieces and classic furnishings such as Eames chairs accent each space, giving stunning jolts among the calm opulence.  Showing up in dated jeans or worn-out sneakers (unless you are Steve Jobs or Richard Branson) in this space would not seem appropriate, and should cue sports be allowed, they would most likely be the English Billiards variety.  Founded in 1992 by David Spence, Graham Harris and Neil Hogan (the S, H and H), architecture and design firm SHH is now a practice of more than 50 people working globally on architecture, design and branding projects.  Many of SHH’s retail, hospitality, nightclub and office clients are in the luxury category, but their client list includes also names such as Sheraton, Adidas, Pizza Hut, Aphostrophe and McDonald’s.

3.  AZN Center – Melbourne.

I’m cautiously nursing a glimmer of hope that even the most corporate of the corporate world could start taking design seriously. And that they could really start understanding and taking advantage of the effects that great head-office design has on staff creativity, productivity and comfort; which, in turn, leads to either staff loyalty or revolving doors.  And, most important, that all of this inevitably filters down to how the customers experience the company.  Some banks in Australia are giving us reason for this hope.  I observed Macquarie investment bank’s new harbor-side office building in Sydney some time ago, but now looking at the ANZ Center in Melbourne’s Docklands and my hopes rise up further.

Designed by Melbourne-based HASSELL,  the massive “urban campus” occupies 130,000 square metres and is the location of the daily grind for 6,500 people.  The design centers around a common hub that on the ground level includes cafes, a visitor center and public art. Throughout the campus, 44 individual hub spaces connect to quiet working zones.  The floor plan maximizes flexibility and daylight penetration, and fosters collaboration and varying work styles.  About 55 percent of the work area is collaborative space and the remaining area is dedicated desk space.  HASSELL won the 2010 World Architecture Festival’s Interiors and Fitout of the Year award for ANZ Centre.  The World Architecture Festival is an annual three-day event held in Barcelona where the Awards this year attracted a record 500 entries from 61 countries.

4. dtac Headquarters – Bangkok.

Large companies with thousands of employees often give just a cursory nod to creating an appealing, exciting and comfortable workplace. Enter the thousands of pool tables and vending machines that are supposedly making work more fun. Lucky for its 3,200 employees, one of Thailand’s leading telecommunications firms, Total Access Communication PCL under the dtac brand, did much more.  In June 2009, dtac gathered its massive team from six separate buildings and relocated them to the newly designed dtac House in Bangkok’s Chamchuri Square office tower.  Now under the same roof for the first time ever, the dtac team occupies 62,000 square metres (about 662,000 square feet) on 20 floors, a move that marks the largest-ever office lease in Thailand’s history.  Opened to the media and VIPs on the auspicious day of 09/09/09, dtac House reflects the company’s desire to become the employer of choice, to enhance cooperation and communication, strengthen common goals, increase creativity and make it easier for the brand to react quickly to changing conditions.

For staff and customers, the new environment aims to communicate dtac’s brand approach “play and learn.”  Australian Hassell won the competition to design the space and align it with dtac’s vision. Hassell created an open and flexible environment with natural wood, natural light and purpose-built spaces.  Some of the highlights include a massive circular library amphitheater, and an entire Funfloor with indoor soccer, table tennis, running track, and concert and performance spaces.  Other custom-designed spaces include the Conversation Pit, the Freeform Meeting, the Picnic Table and the Dining Room, all created to encourage informal, face-to-face meetings. An open terrace atop the building overlooks Bangkok’s skyline.  It is easy to imagine that employees used to this environment would find it difficult to adjust to a boring row of cubicles ever again, in spite of the pool tables and vending machines.

5. Macquire Investment Bank – Sydney.

Macquarie investment bank’s new harborside office building, One Shelley Street, at King Street Warf in Sydney has been collecting accolades and awards for not only architecture and design but also for environmental sustainability and workplace functionality.  The main players in the team behind the building are Sydney-based Fitzpatrick & Partners, responsible for the design of the actual building, and West Hollywood’s Clive Wilkinson Architects that led the design team in the interior design and outfitting with Woods Bagot as the local executive architect.  Apart from the obvious visual appeal of the 10-storey office space, particularly impressive is Clive Wilkinson’s execution of the idea of using design as a key component in causing change — in encouraging and facilitating a new way of working. Macquarie wanted to adopt a new collaborative working style — Activity-Based Working (ABW), a flexible work platform developed by Dutch consultant Veldhoen & Co. — and the new office facility would play an important part in making this happen.

Macquarie’s 3,000 employees now work in an open and highly flexible space where, for example, in the 10-storey atrium, 26 various kinds of ‘meeting pods’ create a feel of ‘celebration of collaboration’ and contribute to openness and transparency.  The interior staircases have already reduced the use of elevators by 50%, and more than half of the employees say that they change their workspaces each day, and 77% love  the freedom to do so.  I like Wilkinson’s own description of the result: “. . . a radical, large-scale workplace design that leverages mobility, transparency, multiple tailor-made work settings, destination work plazas, follow-me technology, and carbon neutral systems. The result is part space station, part cathedral, and part vertical Greek village.”  Clive Wilkinson Architects is known for creative workplaces. Their clients include ad agencies such as Mother, JWT and TBWA\Chiat\Day, and technology firms in the Silicon Valley and Nokia in Finland.

6. Vodafone – Portugal.

In 1984, Vodafone was a tiny UK startup. Today, it is one of the world’s leading mobile telecommunications companies with activities around the globe. Vodafone’s well publicized Portuguese headquarters is located on Avenida da Boavista in Porto (Oporto), the namesake of Port wine and Portugal’s second global city after Lisbon.  The super modern building was designed by architects José António Barbosa and Pedro Guimarães of Barbosa Guimarães Arquitectos.  The architects’ wish to reflect Vodafone’s credo “Vodafone Life, Life in Motion” lead to the creation of a building that challenges the static and appears to be out of balance.

Three of the angular building’s eight floors are underground. The cross-section reveals an uneven footprint almost as if the entire structure had fallen from sky at a great speed and crashed itself into the earth where it now sits, only partly exposed and slightly disheveled.  Indeed, the outer skin reminds us of a slightly unfinished origami project that will eventually become a scale model of a museum, the inside views bring to mind the many variations of angular, uneven and pleasantly unresolved spaces we’d seen at Hotel Silken Puerta América in Madrid, especially the rooms designed by Ron Arad, Zaha Hadid and Plasma Studio.

The Sun Drop Commercial.


I have alot of exciting projects going on, revolving around women, including interviews with 2 British beauties, (Carmel Candy, and Jessica Castillo) and a photo series in May with a German hottie.   But the girl in the new ‘Sun Drop’ soda commercial is something else all together. First of all, this commercial should have for sure been a Superbowl ad, and features music from Snoop Dog, and narration from Fat Man Scoop. But more importantly the girl dancing in the commercial is such a G, you just have to respect it. She starts off rather unsuspectingly, opening a soda, (actually in the begining she almost sort of reminds me of a girl named Kari I had a crush on in college.)  But immediately after opening the soda, she uh… “drops it like its hott” and proceeds to dance her ass off for the duration of the commercial.  Check the method.

The 6 Creepiest Places On Earth.


I don’t consider myself a p*ssy, by any stretch of the imagination, but there is ONE place I’ve visited that legit scares the crap out me.  ‘The Devil’s Tree’ in New Jersey, I won’t go into the backstory, but its just not the place you want to have a picnic.  That being said, some the places on this list could make the Devil’s Tree in New Jersey look like a Snuggles Fabric Softener commercial.  Before I say my usual “check the method” as you proceed to read on, whats every creepier, is that it’s taking me forever to write this post, because for whatever reason, things mysteriously move around, the coding warps, things change format, or disappear all together.  So my apologies for the inconsistent type format,  this really is very peculiar.

6. The Aokigahara Forest

Aokigahara is a woodland at the base of Mount Fuji in Japan that makes The Blair Witch Project forest look like Winnie the Pooh’s Hundred Acre Wood. It probably has something to do with all the dead bodies scattered around.  What Niagara Falls is to weddings, Aokigahara is to suicide. How many suicides does it takes for a place to get that reputation? A dozen? Fifty?  More than 500 f*cking people have taken their own lives in Aokigahara since the 1950s.  Think about that for a second… Don’t worry, I’ll wait.

The trend has supposedly started after Seicho Matsumoto published his novel Kuroi Kaiju (Black Sea of Trees) where two of his characters commit suicide there. After that, (always eager to prove they are bizarrely susceptible to suggestion) hundreds of Japanese people have hanged themselves among the countless trees of the Aokigahara forest, which is reportedly so thick that even in high noon it’s not hard to find places completely surrounded by darkness.

Besides bodies and homemade nooses, the area is littered with signs displaying such uplifting messages like “Life is a precious thing! Please reconsider!” or “Think of your family!”.  In the 70s, the problem got national attention and the Japanese government began doing annual sweeps of the forest in search of bodies. In 2002, they found 78. But who knows how many they missed? In all likelihood there probably is a hanged person somewhere in Aokigahara on any given day.

By the way, if an entire dark forest full of hanged corpses wasn’t bad enough, a few years ago some people noticed that a lot of the dead in Aokigahara probably had cash or jewelry on them. Thus began the proud Japanese tradition of Aokigahara Scavenging where people are running around the Death Forest, looking for dead guys to loot.

5. The Overtoun Bridge
Located near Scotland’s charming little village of Milton in the peaceful burgh of Dumbarton, the Overtoun Bridge is a local arch construction where no human beings have ever died in any suspicious circumstances whatsoever over the last few decades. However, during that span, for reasons I can’t begin to possibly understand, hundreds and hundreds of dogs have killed themselves there. It appears that dogs have been plunging off of Overtoun since the early 60s, at a rate of one animal a month… bringing the total number today to around 600 mutts, who for some reason, decided to end it all.
And I’m not talking about a series of unfortunate accidents that could have been avoided with a simple guard rail. People who actually witnessed the reported dogs willingly climbing the parapet wall and leaping to their doom with dumbass doggy grins on their faces. Whether they were crying blood, remains to be confirmed. Theories on why is this happening have been all over the place… from particularly aromatic rodents, to a simple stream of bizarre coincidences. I call bullshit on both seeing as (to paraphrase Ian Fleming) “Once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, three times is enemy action… and over 600 is clearly the work of an ancient Sumerian demon or some sh*t.”
To further drive the point home, it has been observed that certain dogs that jumped off the bridge and survived, f*cking climbed back up and THREW THEMSELVES TO THE BOTTOM ALL OVER AGAIN.  (Because the great Overtoun demon’s hunger will not be appeased with tries.)  He “demands fresh canine blood”, and lots of it.  I’m not a dog person, but still, very creepy.
4. Winchester Mystery House
In San Jose there is a house.  It’s a gigantic, sprawling 160-room complex designed like a maze, with mile-long hallways, secret passages, dead ends, doors opening to blank walls and staircases leading to the ceiling.  It’s the work of Sarah Winchester, heiress to the Winchester rifle fortune. In the late 19th century, deeply saddened over the death of her husband and daughter, she visited a Boston medium who told her she was haunted by the spirits of all the victims of Winchester rifles. It was said she needed to make peace with them by… always be building a house.  (As in, never stop building a house, or else she would die.)
What a nice thing to say to someone who has just lost her family. There is no way this couldn’t end with Sarah building a real life version of the Addams Family household. In 1884, Winchester started construction of her new San Jose mansion, which went on non-stop for 38 years, right until her death. Despite modern contractors taking about that much time to put in the wooden paneling in your kitchen, the Winchester mansion eventually grew so big you could, in all seriousness, get lost in it.  But getting lost was the idea.  The crazy twists-and-turns and dead ends were intended to confuse the ghosts.  (Sarah was kind of a jerk like that.) But pissing off vengeful spirits was just one of the many architectural choices for the mansion.
The entire Winchester Mystery House was decorated with a constant spiderweb motif (which Sarah believed had some spiritual meaning) and everything from the hooks on the walls to candle holders has been arranged around the number 13, supposedly for good luck.  (Yeah… for someone trying to free herself from ghosts, Winchester did everything but sacrifice a baby goat to Satan to assure her house will be haunted forever.)
3.  The Sedlec Ossuary
Remember when I said Aokigahara was the Niagara falls of suicide? Well, for centuries the abbot in the small Czech town of Sedlec has been the Niagara Falls for dead people, regardless of cause of death. Ever since someone sprinkled soil from the Holy Land on the local cemetery in the 13th century, people from all over Europe started demanding to be buried there and the Sedlec graveyard kept growing until 1870, when the priests decided to finally do something about all those surplus bones lying around. Something insane.
Today, the Sedlec Ossuary is a chapel famous for being decorated with tens of thousands of human bones. This macabre style of interior design was the work of Czech woodcarver Frantisek Rint who, for some reason, was hired to organize the church’s extensive skeleton collection. The results were huge mounds of human remains in the four corners of the chapel, a terrifying chandelier built from every bone in the human body, and a massive skull coat of arms adorning the entrance. I realize this is the Czech Republic and all, but it has been almost 30 something years, surely Poltergeist was released out there already. Like, maybe last year or something? Why are they still playing with human bones as if they were Satan’s Lego blocks and making them sit through Mass every single day for almost 140 years now?
On the Tempting Fate scale, the only thing worse would be to start using some of the skulls as ceremonial mugs or chamber pots.  At this point, does it really surprise anyone that the church became the inspiration for Dr. Satan’s lair in my tattoo artists favorite movie House of 1000 Corpses?
2.  The San Zhi Resort
What do you get when you cross a series of abandoned, rusting, futuristic UFO-shaped buildings with a series of mysterious deaths covered up by the government? How about the ghost town-slash-tourist resort of San Zhi, located just outside Taipei and inside your worst nightmares. The exclusive San Zhi resort in Taiwan was supposed to be the destination for bored, rich folk who always wondered what it would be like to live inside an over-sized hockey puck.
Construction of Pod City started around the 80s but was quickly shut down after a series of mysterious on-site fatal accidents… or it could have been due to Godzilla attacks for all I know. There is actually very little official information on San Zhi. I can’t even confirm how many people died there or if they screamed something about eyeless children eating their souls. The whole thing is shrouded in secrecy.
Currently, most of the information on the complex comes from the locals who (what a surprise) refuse to go near the damn thing. And thus the abandoned 90 pods just stand there, waiting for anyone foolish enough to wander in.  Wait a second… abandoned resort town in the middle of nowhere, mysterious deaths, lack of any official information… where have I seen this before?  (Silent Hill?)
1. Prypiat

A whole lot of you may have just got deja vu looking at the above picture. Specifically, those of you who have played Call of Duty 4, as there is an entire level that takes place there. If you thought the idea of a completely silent, abandoned, radioactive city was typical video game apocalyptic fantasy, you were wrong. Prypiat is in the northern Ukraine and once housed the workers and scientists of the Chernobyl Nuclear Plant. Founded in the 70s, it held as many as 50,000 people. Then in 1986, according to a footnote in the official Soviet records, there was a small malfunction in the Chernobyl reactor, so for safety reasons the city was evacuated.

Since then, Prypiat has been desolated, its buildings decaying, the giant Ferris Wheel just standing there all alone with nobody to ride it. The city actually had an entire amusement park for the families of the Chernobyl employees. Because when you are living next to a nuclear reactor which was outdated even by 1986 Soviet standards, the only thing on your mind is bumper cars.

The city is located in what is known as the Zone of Alienation, the 30-kilometer radius directly affected by the Chernobyl “minor technical difficulty” over 20 years ago. Despite that, Prypiat is now opened to the public because the radiation levels have apparently went down significantly over the years. We guess we have a different view on radiation than the government of Ukraine. They obviously have a scale for it, while we consider any radiation a very bad thing. Aside from the inherent risk of getting bit by a radioactive snail and becoming the lamest superhero ever, there is another reason why you will never see us among the tourists occasionally visiting Prypiat.

The f*cking nursery.  I told you this was a place built for families and wouldn’t you know it, they have a nursery, which according to certain claims is currently paved with baby shoes and abandoned dolls.  So, Prypiat is basically an abandoned radioactive ghost Soviet baby amusement park.  Thus, ’nuff-said”… Prypiat, the creepiest place on Earth.

The Chemical Bros. – Get Yourself High.


No matter how much time my team and I spends digging up articles for this blog, all it takes is a glance a friends Facebook to see something we never would have came up with.  That being said, thanks to Torrey Skye, the video ‘Get Yourself High’ from the Chemical Brothers was brought to my attention.  The video takes after old school Kung Fu movies, with an interesting twist.  The characters have been digitally edited to say the lyrics of the song.  Check the method below.

Wiz Khalifa’s Rolling Stone Cover.


Rolling Stone Magazine has always been one of those publication that has such a reputation that if you’re on the cover, you’ve made it.  Unfortunately Snookie from ‘Jersey Shore’ graced the cover a not too long ago, (I’m not sure why they did that, but I don’t run the publication), and all though I feel like they messed up with Snooki, Wiz Khalifa donning the new Rolling Stone cover makes up for it.  Behind the scenes shots of Wiz rolling weed, with his new blond streak were all filmed during the cover shoot.  Check the exclusive look at the photoshoot from Rolling Stone below.

Scratch That Itch Competiton.


I love DJ competitions, especially if the prizes are dope.  Unfortunately for me, I’m technically ineligible to enter Serato’s newest gig.  But if your a DJ, and you own an Allen & Heath Xone:DX controller for Serato ITCH, have at it.  If you want to get your hands on some seriously cool accessories to super size your studio then polish up your routine and enter our Xone:DX video competition.  All you need to do is show us your skills by filming a short DJ routine using Serato ITCH with the Xone:DX. There’s a massive prize pack up for grabs featuring:

  • Two premium QSC K10 Active Loudspeakers.
  • An Audio Technica ATM 410 microphone, the perfect match for your Xone:DX.
  • A copy of top harmonic mixing software Mixed In Key.
  • Allen & Heath headphones XD-40 to complete your Xone:DX listening experience.
  • A Gold Edition Signature Series Crane laptop stand with a gold subtray & gold knob and lever set.
  • A stylish Mono 365 DJ Pack, the perfect size to take your Xone:DX and laptop on the road.
  • A Decksaver Xone:DX Dust Cover to protect your precious controller.

Film your routine, upload it on Youtube or Vimeo and post a link on the Serato H.Q Facebook page (or tag us from your page). The video should be no longer than 5 minutes and must be performed with the Xone:DX and Serato ITCH.  The competition closes on 22nd of April 2011, and the winner will be notified via Facebook by 6th of May 2011.  Good luck to all the DJ’s who enter.

Road SMS.


Keeping an eye on the road ahead may be difficult at times.  The one time I know it’s always hard to keep focused on the road is when I’m getting head while driving, other that, texting and walking takes the cake.  Now people would assume it should be fairly easy to walk and type, bu they all think that until they walk face first into another person.  The Android and the iPhone each have apps now that make it possible to safely text while walking. The built-in cameras project an image of what’s in front of you and set it as the background while you’re texting.  What a useful invention.

The Regular Show.


I’m not really one for cartoons, but when someone you live with keeps chanting the same thing you get a bit curious.  One of my boys kept saying “I don’t mean to brag, I don’t mean to boast… But here goes some Hummus for these Mini-Toasts!”, so after hearing this no less than 90 times, I had him introduce me to the “Regular Show” on Cartoon Network.  Check the clip, but if you find yourself with a bit of spare time, watch the show, it’s actually pretty funny.

Lucy McRae and Bart Hess Experimental Photography.


LucyandBart is a collaboration between Lucy McRae and Bart Hess described as an instinctual stalking of fashion, architecture, performance and the body. They share a fascination with genetic manipulation and beauty expression. Unconsciously their work touches upon these themes, however it is not their intention to communicate this. They work in a primitive and limitless way creating future human shapes, blindly discovering low-tech prosthetic ways for human enhancement.

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